what’s annoying me this week (and why i may need midol pms)
- The people who swear off caffeine because they are “naturally hyper,” but then later admit to being on Ritalin and amphetamine-like appetite suppressants.
- Jeggings
- Anyone replying to a text with “Teehee.”
- The Starbucks customers who after 10 minutes of waiting in line, say, “Ummmmmm…” followed by a long pause when asked for their order.
- My mother’s electrician who made me feel like an imbecile for not knowing the difference between xenon and halogen undercabinet lighting, but then proceeded to walk into her sliding glass door.
- Laser hair removal machines who discriminate against fair-haired women, cursing me with blonde fur forever while my black-haired, ape-like friends become hairless.
- The mall kiosk people who commit borderline assault with flat irons, fairy wings and dead sea salts when I just want to cash in my Gymbucks. Can’t I file a restraining order?
- My ass in these yoga pants.
- Anyone who is cold. All. The. Time.
- Sun Chips bags. Apparently being “100% compostable” means they are loud enough to be 100% annoying.
- Use of the word “Jeggings.”
i only wear white when it rains 
A client of mine told me about this blog and told me to check it out. So, I checked it out. VERY amusing, I must say. Especially this one. Imagine my list being a private “in-home” fitness trainer! Oh, my! I feel like I’m a dad most days, urging my kids to listen and pay attention. I sometimes even call them by their kids’ names to make them aware of their actions. Ha. Def a fun job that requires infinite patience.(Surely being a parent as well) Looking forward to father-hood…Suppose I need a lady friend first. Best get on that. Keep it up. Very witty and very amusing.
Tom
February 15, 2011 at 5:53 pm