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one of life’s bigger mysteries

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Toilet carpeting. Please explain.

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January 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

apparently…

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Barbie finally agrees to anal sex with Ken. WTF Mattel? This new product launch is a bit inappropriate for your target audience of 4 to 8 year olds.

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January 25, 2011 at 9:31 am

strong work, mattel

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Will love trying to explain this to my 6 year old.

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January 25, 2011 at 9:18 am

keepin’ it classy

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Walking through the mall with my latest acquisition.

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January 7, 2011 at 12:50 pm

quite possibly the single greatest invention

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Since drive-thru post offices. Oh. Wait. Well, looks like no one’s getting Christmas cards from me this year!

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December 21, 2010 at 10:12 am

a blanket you can wear

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Or the quickest way to get your husband to leave you.

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December 20, 2010 at 7:45 pm

clearly not knowing my way around westshore mall…

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…like I do International, I was gobsmacked that Macy’s got so shitty. That’s probably because I was in JC Penney’s. Phew. Luckily I avoided my mother in law who is bound to be in there. You know. Shopping for elastic waistband trousers.

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December 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm

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