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Archive for May 2011

really? as if laundry isn’t excruciating enough

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May 26, 2011 at 4:41 pm

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who goes to toys r us for this

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What’s next? The lotion aisle?

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May 18, 2011 at 3:21 pm

raining at magic kingdom

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It’ll be the only shower most of these people have.

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May 13, 2011 at 4:15 pm

feel free to nominate me for mother of the year

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Because she’s still getting a bath when we get home.

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May 7, 2011 at 10:19 pm

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bad omen?

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Or yet another reason to remarry?

Thanks to vinyl gloves and an entire roll of paper towels, this little birdie has just received an Osama Bin Laden-like burial seconds before it fried like an omelette on my pool deck.

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May 6, 2011 at 4:55 pm

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america’s spiking the ball in the endzone

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I recognize we’re all secretly hoping that the Navy Seals jammed an apple pie and baseball bat up Osama Bin Laden’s urethra before blowing him and his 72 virgins straight to hell. But I’m concerned we might get fined for excessive celebration.

Let’s use our public pep rallies to honor the troops and the heroes who made this happen, or to commemorate the lives of those lost on 9/11.

I’m confident we can celebrate this touchdown without grabbing our ball sack, doing a funky chicken victory dance and yelling, “Fuck yeah!” to the entire world right before we light our couches on fire.

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May 2, 2011 at 11:27 pm

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funniest wifi network i ever detected

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May 2, 2011 at 9:08 am

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