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Archive for December 2011

merry christmas, city of st pete

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Love your new traffic light cameras and all the high definition shots you have of me coming to an almost-stop before turning right at that red light in an empty intersection. Enjoy the $159.

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December 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm

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how you know you’re in the tyrone mall parking lot

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On the day before Christmas Eve no less. I’m so getting arrested for assault.

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December 23, 2011 at 2:54 pm

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like getting a dictionary someday

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December 19, 2011 at 8:45 pm

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as if we needed another reason to hate the kardashians

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I want to spray the perfume in my eyes after seeing this.

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December 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm

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is there a big market for this?

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December 13, 2011 at 1:42 pm

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who is anne fontaine

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And how does she talk me into spending $300 on a white blouse.

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December 13, 2011 at 12:47 pm

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wardrobe malfunction

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(She was so embarrassed)

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December 8, 2011 at 2:57 pm

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