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Does anyone think it’s mean that the Scooby Doo creators made Fred wear an ascot and gave him a vagina?

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December 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm

where i’m headed…

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Cryopreservation is listed as one of the resort amenities.

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December 27, 2010 at 9:39 am

quite possibly the single greatest invention

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Since drive-thru post offices. Oh. Wait. Well, looks like no one’s getting Christmas cards from me this year!

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December 21, 2010 at 10:12 am

a blanket you can wear

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Or the quickest way to get your husband to leave you.

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December 20, 2010 at 7:45 pm

clearly not knowing my way around westshore mall…

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…like I do International, I was gobsmacked that Macy’s got so shitty. That’s probably because I was in JC Penney’s. Phew. Luckily I avoided my mother in law who is bound to be in there. You know. Shopping for elastic waistband trousers.

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December 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm

i’ve been instructed by my mother

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To put her down the second she tries to wear elastic waistband trousers. Does the word “trouser” make anyone else giggle? Just me?

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December 20, 2010 at 7:11 pm

fingers crossed

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This is my Christmas gift.

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December 20, 2010 at 7:03 pm

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