i only wear white when it rains

because blogging is cheaper than therapy

my head is splitting open with phlegm

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Not sure what’s worse. The sudden onset of a bitchy sinus infection that may require a borehole in my skull. Or this blog.

All I know is that several of you have requested that I start blogging instead of inundating your inboxes with worthless email. I’m assuming it’s just easier to ignore me that way. I resisted at first until I realized it’s actually a brilliant idea.

Me: “Give me that 30% off coupon for Gymboree or else I’ll blog about your secret crush on your kid’s tennis instructor. Oh, and please make sure there is extra foam in my latte.”

So read or don’t read. I don’t really care. I just need something to pass the time while I break Oprah’s Pledge.

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

October 8, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Posted in Viscous Phlegm

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