i only wear white when it rains

because blogging is cheaper than therapy

home today: existence of laundry hard to deny

with one comment

I’m letting Ainsley stay home to recover from the trauma of Chuck E Sneeze. Only if you have the immunity of my indestructible friend Lucas Lightning Jackleg-Montalban can you escape the viral load of Chuck E Sneeze unscathed. He wasn’t there, but I’m confident he could have licked the ticket chomper, stayed at Bar Louie until 3 am, eaten a club sammy at vi and still woken up two hours later ready to run 10 miles.

Ainsley was fine by 7:35 am. But I just walked past the festering abscess that is my laundry room. Now can someone please bring me a scrunchee, Pepto Bismol and a bucket?

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

October 11, 2010 at 10:09 am

Posted in Viscous Phlegm

One Response

Subscribe to comments with RSS.

  1. That looks just like my laundry room and a corner in my bedroom. I can’t do laundry unless I am close enough to the laundry room to monitor the spin cycle before our utility sink overflows all over the floor from a clogged drain… Not easy to do with a full time job and a one year old. Needless to say, I am wearing underwear this week that only covers one ass cheek due to lack of any clean pairs that are my size… Mark-Hire a plumber!!!


    October 14, 2010 at 11:34 am

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: