i only wear white when it rains

Okay friends, I may have to find a new full-serve gas station. Because my car gets 5mpg, I’m in Bob Lee’s twice a week. The guys know me there (I tip them well). So this morning one of them asks if I could do him a favor. “Sure!” I say. What could it be? Pick him up some degreaser for his hands? Show a little more cleavage?

No such luck. He asks me if he can put a Bob Lee sticker on my car. Um. No. “Well, I only ask because you have school stickers on there.”

Okay, I realize that I may spend about as much on gas as I do on tuition, but I only put the Shorecrest stickers on there so my car can get keyed while I’m in South St Pete. Same reason I have a Gator license plate. I’m trying to get my car torched at a Florida State game so that I can get a new one.

Why not have a smoked fishspread sammy while you get that nail pulled out of your tire?

Bob Lee’s Deli Menu:  http://www.bobleestire.com/LinkClick.aspx?fileticket=z9ViOxTN66o%3d&tabid=87