caffeine crush
I always can count on a certain barista for an extra shot of uncomfortable flirting.
“May I have…”
“You can have whatever you want…”
Um. Ew?
So it’s only a matter of time before I start Googling: “how do you know if you’ve been roofied?”
i only wear white when it rains 
Gram warned you about Starbucks, maybe she knew more than we thought!
mom
December 3, 2012 at 12:17 pm
I definitely think she was on to something. By the way, this is the guy who always draws hearts on my drinks at the Pasadena drive-thru. He moved to the new(ish) Tyrone location, where I guess my restraining order wasn’t valid. Kidding. But, seriously, I can’t trust a guy who wears puka shells post 1985.
I only Wear White When it Rains
December 3, 2012 at 12:26 pm