i only wear white when it rains

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Curse you Glamour Editor-in-Chief Cynthia Lieve for letting me know my pillow is pretty much just a colony of dust mite feces seeping into my conjunctiva and making me look 80.

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

March 17, 2011 at 11:51 am

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