i only wear white when it rains

because blogging is cheaper than therapy

if anyone happens to be on jet blue flight 534

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Perhaps you can tell me whether that smell is gangrenous feet or rotting cabbage.

Also if you could help me find the noise canceling earphones I just purchased since I forgot mine at home with my phone charger, that would be appreciated since I also forgot my Bible (used as a conversation deterrent when traveling).

If you’re trying to guess where I’m headed, here’s a hint: the woman next to me just had a phone conversation during which every other word was “friggin” and “horrible” (pronounced WHORE-able). Rhymes with Rookie.

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February 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm

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