i only wear white when it rains

Perhaps you can tell me whether that smell is gangrenous feet or rotting cabbage.

Also if you could help me find the noise canceling earphones I just purchased since I forgot mine at home with my phone charger, that would be appreciated since I also forgot my Bible (used as a conversation deterrent when traveling).

If you’re trying to guess where I’m headed, here’s a hint: the woman next to me just had a phone conversation during which every other word was “friggin” and “horrible” (pronounced WHORE-able). Rhymes with Rookie.