going to be so late
Because apparently I’m driving back to 1931 this morning. Please. Drive faster than 10 mph because there’s just no Goddamn telling what I’m capable of doing before I hit the Starbucks drive-thru in the morning.
(30 minutes and one mile later)
Mother bitch. I’d get my daughter to school faster on a Huffy 10-speed.
i only wear white when it rains 
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