i only wear white when it rains

because blogging is cheaper than therapy

going to be so late

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Because apparently I’m driving back to 1931 this morning. Please. Drive faster than 10 mph because there’s just no Goddamn telling what I’m capable of doing before I hit the Starbucks drive-thru in the morning.

(30 minutes and one mile later)

Mother bitch. I’d get my daughter to school faster on a Huffy 10-speed.

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

January 5, 2011 at 7:44 am

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