Archive for December 2010
tampa bay’s most disgusting stairwell
Most days the runaway winner in this category would be the Muvico Baywalk parking garage due to its whiplash-worthy coupling of vagabond urine and unfiltered cigarettes with a hint of Jack Daniels. Today, holiday shoppers at Hyde Park Village should take the elevator since the First Place prize for “Most Disgusting Stairwell in Tampa Bay” was just awarded to the W Swann Avenue parking garage. Many thanks to whoever vomited Dijonnaise on a pile of mothballs before changing their baby’s Rotovirus-infested diaper.
the response i get when asking for tracking information
From: “Biju Peter”
Date: December 14, 2010 8:32:18 AM EST
To: kimberburke
Subject: [#KSF-819266]: Re: Order Update #157435
Hello,
Thanks for your mail.
It is on its way to you and will receive it soon.
Regards,
BijuTicket Details
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Ticket ID: KSF-819266
Department: General Questions
Priority: Low
Status: On Hold
the store clerk actually asked if i want a fitting room
Um. Really? For $6 leggings? Rhetorical, people.
i never experienced a “runner’s high”
But after two hours of outlet cardio, I’m pretty sure stumbling upon this sale is the next best thing.
i only wear white when it rains 