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tampa bay’s most disgusting stairwell

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Most days the runaway winner in this category would be the Muvico Baywalk parking garage due to its whiplash-worthy coupling of vagabond urine and unfiltered cigarettes with a hint of Jack Daniels. Today, holiday shoppers at Hyde Park Village should take the elevator since the First Place prize for “Most Disgusting Stairwell in Tampa Bay” was just awarded to the W Swann Avenue parking garage. Many thanks to whoever vomited Dijonnaise on a pile of mothballs before changing their baby’s Rotovirus-infested diaper.

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

December 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm

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