i only wear white when it rains

Those who know me really well are all too familiar with my Plays of the Day or PODs (shortened out of necessity because they are, in fact, daily). Last night, while everyone was enjoying their extra hour of sleep, I was scrubbing bronzer out of my toenails. Because I’m not known for my grace or coordination, it may not surprise you that this photo is from me accidentally shattering a $23 bottle of Prescriptives bronzing liquid and not the result of a home invasion ordered by Brian.

I have to admit. Cleaning this mess made me feel a little clumsy and a lot Snooki. But without my bronzer, my face is the shade of Grey Poupon today. Please understand I am not jaundice. Just in desperate need of a Caribbean vacation and a trip to Sephora.