i only wear white when it rains

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Recently I noticed my pool filter coughing, sneezing and gasping for breath. Well, it is flu season. Shockingly, I could find nothing in my manual about viral illnesses, so I decided to head outside to perform an exam.

The Boogie Board appeared to be taking the pool’s rectal temperature. Not surprisingly, I found some congestion when I uncovered the lid:

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

October 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Posted in Viscous Phlegm

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