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To assume that the 45-year-old man sporting the mullet, hoop earrings and plaid lumberjack shirt shopping at Justice is either:

– A sex offender
– An assassin hired by my husband to run me over with his cargo van in the mall parking lot

Written by I only Wear White When it Rains

February 17, 2011 at 2:20 pm

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