Archive for December 2010
zoinks
Does anyone think it’s mean that the Scooby Doo creators made Fred wear an ascot and gave him a vagina? 
quite possibly the single greatest invention
Since drive-thru post offices. Oh. Wait. Well, looks like no one’s getting Christmas cards from me this year!
clearly not knowing my way around westshore mall…
…like I do International, I was gobsmacked that Macy’s got so shitty. That’s probably because I was in JC Penney’s. Phew. Luckily I avoided my mother in law who is bound to be in there. You know. Shopping for elastic waistband trousers.
i’ve been instructed by my mother
To put her down the second she tries to wear elastic waistband trousers. Does the word “trouser” make anyone else giggle? Just me?
shut. up.
Is it really possible to balance a gingerbread cookie in your hand? Move over Mindfreak.
i only wear white when it rains 